You have now equip’d the MASTER SWORD!
You then set your kind abstrata and equip your SWEET ASS SWORD.
Once out of the shower, you decide to SET YOUR KIND ABSTRATA and set your SWEET ASS SWORD as your weapon.
You swing your sword at PRETENDING TO SAVE THE PRINCESS! As you do, you decide there is no reason for you to even set a strife kind. Your computer indicates that it’s ABOUT THE RESTART, and with high hopes, you think the internet MIGHT RESTART. Taking the chance, you GO GET A SHOWER!
> Davie: Captchalogue Master Sword replica.
Your internet refuses to work. It just wants to be a DICK. You groan and groan for a few minutes before IT MAGICALLY STARTS WORKING AGAIN. With glee you get on Pesterchum and see SMITH IS PESTERING YOU! You proceed to have a short conversation about the game, BEFORE YOUR INTERNET BLOWS OUT AGAIN! Sweet Jesus! You GROAN AND WHINE, and then beat the crap out of your computer. You worry a little about what had happened with Smith, BUT GIVE NO FUCKS. You walk away from your computer and GRAB YOUR SWEET ASS SWORD. You figured you should consider MAKING IT YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS! Though, you’re not too sure yet.
Your internet SHUTS OFF before anything can actually happen, so you decide to have some MAD JAMZ while you attempt to fix your internetz. Quickly selecting your song from a play list, you BEGIN TO WORK AND JAM at the same time.
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It seems Russ bought the game for Smith. Is it possible he BOUGHT THE GAME FOR EVERYONE!? My God, that boy. THAT. BOY! Anyhow, you aren’t too sure what a SERVER PLAYER or a CLIENT is. You’ve never played THOSE TYPES OF GAMES before. Regardless, you finish the install and then restart your computer to make sure it was taken. You can’t help but BE OVERLY EXCITED about playing a game with your SIX BEST BUDS.
It seems your BEST BUD EVER got you a game on STEAM. SXYST? Such an odd word. Regardless, you can’t help but BE WORRIED SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH IT. As you finish downloading the first program and Russ disappears, you get another Pester alert from your BEST BRITISH PAL!
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As you NERD THE FUCK OUT on Tumblr, you notice that someone is attempting to pester you. Upon looking, you see it’s RUSS! You squee with THE GAYEST OF SQUEE SOUNDS, because this is the man you can’t help but love. While, yes, there are plenty of wonderful girls in your life (THREE TO BE EXACT), Russ is the ONLY MAN FOR YOU. Though, something about that thought doesn’t seem to click. You click on the Pester alert to proceed to CHAT WITH THE MAN!
